Andrew Duncan

Andrew Duncan's Instagram profile picture (@andrew_duncan1974)

Andrew Duncan (1974 – 29 November 2020) was an Instagram self-help guru and a very rich man.

Life

Not much is known about Andrew's life, except that he was born in 1974 and became extremely wealthy. It is believed that he may have been from Manhattan.

Andrew died abruptly on 29 November 2020, and a memorial to him was erected inside the cathedral on the Space Hippie Minecraft server in a private ceremony.

Andrew's Rules for Success

1. You need to be rich to get rich.
2. You have to steal when there's no other option.
3. You have to have many women (and some men) in your life.
4. You must drink excessively.
5. The most important rule – you have to hire foreigners to do your dirty work (cheap labour).